Hello! I'm Jess :) My tumblr is basically a Benedict Cumberbatch shrine, with a scattering of Doctor Who, Sherlock and other random funniness :)
Feel free to ask :)
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quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence


die-libelle:

i swear if teen girls start walking around with unlit cigarettes in their mouths after ‘the fault in our stars’ movie shit will go down


danisnotonfire:

urltima:

Requested by kingpeej.

okay excuse me a minute whilst i curl up in a ball and cry uncontrollably.

danisnotonfire:

urltima:

Requested by kingpeej.

okay excuse me a minute whilst i curl up in a ball and cry uncontrollably.



epic-humor:

oh no


phamilypheels:

i tired to draw and then got irritated cause i cant draw ugh


an open letter to yahoo 

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like


itsvondell:

i bet a lot of dinosaurs did really cute stuff like play around and roll around on the ground and catch flies in the air and sneeze and bump into stuff and fall down and play in the water and snuggle up close to each other when they were cold

i want more people to imagine them as just regular animals


"

I don’t understand the argument against it legally. I know what their problem is, but how do they argue it in court? I can imagine when they get to the Supreme Court and the lawyers for the gay side are like, “Well, your honour, we pay taxes, there’s nothing illegal about what we do, we’re the same as anyone else; why shouldn’t we get the same protection under law as heterosexuals get?”

And then they ask the other lawyer and he says, “Your honour, they’re fucking queer, they’re fucking queer!”

That’s it isn’t it? That’s the whole argument.

" —- Louis CK on Gay Marriage (via forgetti-on-toast)


therealeovaldez:

nicotinebatch:

Congratulations, your dashboard is now a TARDIS

YES

therealeovaldez:

nicotinebatch:

Congratulations, your dashboard is now a TARDIS

YES


inseptica:

shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all


simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth an average of $18.30 

my blog is worth more than i am


inside-the-mind-of-a-wallflower:

frozentreats-snowflakes:

John’s face.

#why did I leave the shire

#why did I leave the shire

Does this mean that Sherlock is Gandalf? ;)Presenting: 'Gandalf Sherlock'... I'm meant to be studying...


STEFERINE